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I know what you’re trying to do and you need to cut it out. It’s not gonna happen. Promise.
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what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
my alternate self is getting some serious dick
|Posted on July 23 at 10:19 pm with 148,880 notes||Reblog|
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God is real and he came in the form of vegan burgers at Red Robin.
|Posted on July 22 at 9:09 pm with 1 note||Reblog|
"Or if I’ve even been on anyone else’s bed" YOU WANNA FIGHT BITCH
I meant recently. Like last couple of months. I haven’t been on anyone else’s bed.
|Posted on July 22 at 9:05 pm with 205 notes||Reblog|
WHY WOULD YOU go. Into. A one person bathroom. And not. Lock. The. Door.
|Posted on July 22 at 9:02 pm with 1 note||Reblog|
1: Is there a boy/girl in your life? lol no.
5: Are you afraid of falling in love? Eh, yes and no. I think I’m more afraid of giving so much of myself to someone when I know they could destroy it at any second.
8: What’s the background on your cell? (x)
9: Name the last four beds you were sat on? Well, currently I’m sat on Lydia’s bed, before that I was on my bed, and I can’t really remember anyone else’s or if I’ve even been on anyone else’s.
10: Do you like your phone? Ya, iPhones are my ride or die, mine is just being slow and kinda dumb so I would like an upgrade.
19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes? No. We all broke up for reasons that I believe should keep us broken up. I can’t see myself getting back with any of my exes.
26: Do you have any tattoos? Yup! I have two. athrú on my arm and a roman numeral III on my leg.
33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you? Oh sure. I guess. Maybe.
34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Lydia literally did earlier tonight!
35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you? Good for him!
36: Were you single on Valentines Day? Yes I was.
37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed? Yes.
38: What do your friends call you? Johnny.
39: Has anyone upset you in the last week? Not that I can think of!
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|Posted on July 22 at 2:38 pm with 4,655 notes||Reblog|
I needed this on my dash.
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|Posted on July 21 at 11:59 pm with 1,373 notes||Reblog|
"Look, I need you to read and sign the employee manual. Details a lot of the workplace policies. One of them is, um, proper workplace attire."